And Whatever Comes Next

teamfreesexuality:

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

but can you imagine

"STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF"

asgardiantelevision:

queerhawkeye:

how to spot a fake geek boy: says deadpool is heterosexual

ass-tronomer:

If I have to explain my jokes to you or tell you that I am joking after saying something your sense of humour isn’t good enough for you to be worthy of my time bye

elf-in-mirror:

Artist problem: Cannot draw hands

Artist solution: Study anatomy

My solution: Draw portraits shoulder-up exclusively

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

dekutree:

Ariana Grande makes me so uncomfortable

With American Horror Story, it was a stroke of luck that it was Ryan Murphy behind it and that he ended up liking my audition. I didn’t play for any of that. I just tried to do my best in the audition and hoped, and it ended up working out.” - Evan Peters 

bloodydeath11:

gongchantv:

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

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dr-watsons-lover:

I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND THIS IS HILARIOUS

bogleech:

It makes me so sad that Blathers the owl doesn’t blather anymore and even stops himself like he’s embarrassed by it and thinks he’s bettered himself

Who fucking made an old pudgy owl feel bad about his tangents

Who was it

I will devastate them

alvadee:

Godmachine

reallyreallyreallytrying:

grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.