Lucifer is silently judging you.
You fucked up you seriously fucked up.
actual photo of maryland
Rise of the Crustaceans.
Category 0.5 kaiju.
Category 0.5 Kaiju
RESET THE EGG TIMER
I’m confused,could someone please explain what the letters stand for?
INFJ IS SO FUCKING TINY WTF
INTJ…that’s about right. 1% of the female population and the same as Hillary Clinton. ;)
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
stop taking bucky’s metal arm away
stop taking charles’ wheelchair away
stop taking clint’s hearing aids away
disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please
I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.
"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"
"Nope, sorry Bucky. By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids? He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
and the death to be something simple and dumb and totally avoidable and not even actually dramatic
clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks
"what do you mean shields gone"
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
Omg I was reading Harry Potter and found this